So the bike hire scheme in London is on the go.

I have to say I hope it does well, it's a good idea in theory and may help to lessen the congestion in the capital, but, this is London after all lets hope the bikes don't start disappearing or the wheels start to go missing, or we start seeing them in the Thames floating downstream!

Fingers crossed the scheme lasts the distance...pun completely intended :0)







































image from www.london-se1.co.uk

SLEEP IN PEACE MICHAEL




1958 -2009

This program is excellent and you know the guy that plays Howard actually looks alright with his hair brushed back.





















pic from ew.com

Yes we all know we're f***ed for the next 23 years+ and since we all already know this can the News report on happier things to try and bring up the public's mood, we really do not need to be constantly reminded that are government is shit and because their shit we now have to pay for it!

So, although I am kinda talking about the Credit Crapper I wanna know what the hell is wrong with Alistair Darling's Eye brows, everybody notices it and people do talk about it so this is not a new topic but I just think their amazing and not necessarily in a good way, it looks like 2 caterpillars died on his face. How can some one have hair soooo white and eye brows sooooooo thick and black, they look glued on!

Poor old Caterpillars, image having to live on that face.

One of the best pictures ever, it's just a shame most of the main stream news didn't feel the need to show it.





 


















"This is the most powerful photo in the series. Remember they are not supposed to shake hands, but the two brothers couldn't resist the historic moment. The black royal cop never imagined in his wildest dream that he would usher a black American president into the British corridors of power. Nice."

We all adore our mums here at Sparkly Peanuts, so for all the beautiful Mothers out there that are raising their children to be beautiful, non happy-slapping, people:

WE LOVES YA ALL MORE THEN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!  xXx

We love the Irish, you lot are mad but kinda cool!

Maybe we should say the guy that vandalised his £1 million Ferrari Enzo is upset, soooooo upset, he better hope Jay Kay doesn't hold a grudge...idiot!



Thing of beauty.

Why can't they? aren't they meant to be able to deal with all hair types, and there are a lot of mixed race people around with curly hair now so there is no bloody excuss, I've been to every hairdress from Vidal Sasson to the one down the road and none of them can handle my hair and as a result I end up leaving looking like a f***ed up angry bush or curly sue and it really pisses me off, if I can make my hair ringlety and pretty with minimal effort why is it so hard for them to do the same. I walk in with my hair looking as i just discribed and 3 hours later i look like crap but yet the stylist has a look on their hair that seems to say 'marvelous, a mirical in hair design, she must be thinking im a complete genius', NO I FUCKING DON'T, if i walk in with ringlets what makes you think i want to leave looking like a disgruntled poodle! Bloody idiots, sort it the hell out.

Im going to open my own salon that deals specifical with curly, mixed race and slightly unusual hair and show all these so called 'hair experts' how you do it...minchioneria!

So after all the fun of yesterday now comes the ice, oh the joy of black ice, I slipped 3 times on my way to work and 1 of them was real bad, and great news its meant to get worse, more ice tomorrow and possibly more snow on Thursday which again means more ice. Why can't we ever have a normal season, sun during the summer and snow at Christmas, no instead we have monsoon rains in summer and twistersing***ing twisters (about 3 years ago during spring in London we had a day, or a few hours, of twisters) whats next a year long heat wave...if only!

He's been in office 1 day and as ordered the closure of Guantanamo Bay.

We don't care what anyone says Obama is the MAN, no question.

It happened it actually happened Obama is in office and the Bush is gone...it's about time that bush was really starting to itch!

We're so happy to see he's served long enough to make his Inauguration, as a lot of people didn't think he would, here's praying he serves through his term as we all know he's not going to have an easy time of it.

Here's to Obama and the new first family, GOOD LUCK.





We saw this on the website www.thecoolhunter.net and had to put it on the S.P.blog, it's genius:

We found this pic and just wanted to put it on the splog (Sparkly Blog),




I wonder what it must feel like being Bush and seeing things like this...... hmmm no I don't!

YAAAAAAA! 

 Image from the mail on sunday website.

Although all of our heads are killing us today from the consumption of way too much cheap Asda plonk last night we had to put this pic of the NY's fireworks over London of the site (I will state now that the image is not ours its from http://bwitch.wordpress.com/page/12/, the pictures we took are crap!)



We love seeing shiny things in the air over London

Last week it was revealed that Jennifer Hudson's Mother and Brother were both found shot dead in Chicago while her  7 year newphew has gone missing, this is a horribly disgasting thing to have happen to anyone so from the bottom of all our hearts here at Sparkly Peanuts we wish Jennifer and her family  every condolance and hope your newphew is found safe and well soon.

 

Vid of some of their bestest bits:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44AqiJvHDRk

Everyone at Sparkly Peanuts  LOVEEEES This Morning and Phil and Fern so when we heard Ms Katona was bitching at the This Morning team for 'stitching her up on Live TV' we  almost pissed  ourselves, especially since we  were all watching her do the interview and yes it did seem like she was on something, she was slurring  and couldn't get a words out,  see looked confused and was moving around like she was drunk (we're not saying she was but it did look that way!)

Kerry number 1, if you need to take your medication at 8pm every  evening  then take it  at 8pm.

No 2,  If you know your  doing a TV interview the following morning and the medication you take makes you  slur your words, then take your  f***ing medication at the right time!

No 3,  Don't you dare blame  Phil or Fern for  the way the  interview went, again  if you wanted  a  professional interview about what ever crap your doing now then TAKE YOUR F***ING MEDICATION AT THE RIGHT TIME!!!!

No 4,  We love you  both Phil and Fern and stand behind you 100%, you were right to ask those questions  and shouldn't have to defend yourselves  for it. GO PHIL AND FERN, YOUR No 1...dunk a bit of beef, brilliant.

First off we want to say well done to everyone who won a medal at the Beijing Olympics even though most of us weren't watching it, a few of us didn't even know it had started, but we have to sent a big congrats out to Team Jamaica anyone who can eat a load of nuggets and then kick the arse off a World Record as our vote!

Well done Lighting Bolt and all those who are a part of Team Jamaica.